Boy, Has She Got Car
Troubles
On
Knight Rider, Patricia McPherson
grudgingly takes a back seat to a rather
versatile automobile
By Bill
O'Hallaren
TV Guide, January 4, 1986
Action has stopped on the
set of NBC's Knight Rider while Patricia
McPherson as Dr Bonnie Barstow who
creates wildly sexy cars, and David
Hasselhoff, as Michael Knight. who gets
to drive them, indulge in a favorite
actors' sport: rewriting the script.
Edward Mulhare, the urbane Devon Miles,
looks on urbanely. Crew members sip
coffee and talk about the new California
lottery. Only Kitt, the dream car of
every boy of every age, seems at all
impatient.
Kitt's
motor growls and its galaxy of red
cockpit lights flashes impatiently. An
attendant keeps buffing Kitt's long,
sleek nose. but one still has the
impression that the car soon may dash out
the door on its own in search of
evildoers.
The
problem, McPherson had explained earlier,
is "the human side. It's missing.
The script is just bare bones. We need to
add a family feeling. She and Hasselhoff
try new lines and bits of business in
search of family feeling.
Supervising
producer Burton Armus, who had been
called to the set earlier, listens calmly
to his stars, then retires to the
sidelines. "I'm not picky about
lines," he explains. "l'm from
New York. I speak New York. Patti
doesn't. Let her change the words to fit
her mouth."
But
McPherson insists it's more than a matter
of accents, that the scripts tend to be
pedestrian. "Every day I've been
here it's always, OK, this is what's
written, can we do anytfiing with it? Can
we make it funny? Can we make it like we
like each other?"
All of
which executive producer Robert Foster
has heard before. "Actors always
feel like that. All scripts go through
the gauntlet stage, no matter what the
show." After a few more reflections
on actors and scripts, he announces,
"Someday I'm going to send 60 blank
pages to the stage." A moment later,
"Hey, put down that he laughed when
he said that."
In many
ways, McPherson's struggles to express
herself on Knight Rider go far beyond
finding the right words. As Hasselhoff
explains. "This is a show about
heroes. Michael is like the Lone Ranger,
Kitt is Silver and Daniels is
Tonto." But the Ranger's entourage
didn't include any women, and McPherson
believes that needs correcting.
In most
previous Rider adventures, Michael has
jumped into Kitt and, with William
Daniels as Kitt's voice providing the
equivalent of They Went Thataway, zipped
off at an incredible speed after bad guys
on roads remarkably free of traffic cops.
The faithful Kitt (actually there are
about a dozen Kitts) can do practically
anything Silver did, including jump and
whinny, and is at least as fastidiously
groomed. All of which hasn't left much
for Dr. Bonnie to do except wait for the
warriors to return, whereupon it's
usually her job to scold Michael end
minister to Kitt.
Kitt is
admittedly a prime attraction. "He
has an energy of his own; he's a
star," according to Armus. So how
does a mere human actor compete with such
glitter? "It's something I work
on," McPherson admits. Mulhare
doesn't care for the question. "I do
not compete with machinery; I do not
compete with actors." he announces.
"Patti's
is not necessarily an exciting
part," Armus concedes. "Her
dialogue is mostly expository." It's
understandable that a young actress as
fetching as McPherson would want lines
now and then about something besides drag
coefficient or sensor malfunction.
Something like romance. Romance between
her and the modernday Lone Ranger
himself.
"No
way." Armus responds. "lt's
been talked about but it wouldn't work.
It's an 8 o'clock show, an
action-adventure format. If we were on at
9 or 10 the audience could probably
understand."
"That's
silly," McPherson .counters.
"David is in a romance on every
single show. The best stories are those
in which our emotions show. My fan mail
says,'As angry as you get, we know you
love Michael'." Michael's romantic
encounters this season include an episode
in which he marries a character played by
Catherine Hickland, who happens to be
Hasselhoff's real-life wife. But
Hickland, who also has a busy career, is
only scheduled for the one episode.
Those
involved with Knight Rider tend to use
such words as "great
believabity," "likable"
and "a real pro" to describe
McPherson, which is fine, but sometimes
an actress may also wish to hear
"glamorous" or
"dazzling," which she didn't,
at least for a long time. In fact, it was
her supposed lack of sizzle that got her
fired at the end of the first season.
"We wanted to try something
different, something glitzy,"
according to Foster, "and they hired
a shapely redhead, Rebecca Holden.
Hasselhofff
is still angry about McPherson's firing
and upset with his own reaction to it.
"They let Patti go and I didn't have
enough guts to fight for her because I
was still fighting for myself. In the
second year I realy wanted her back. Both
of us had survived against Dallas. I
said,'Why are you breaking up this
team?'"
The
producers decided they really didn't have
a good answer and McPherson returned in
triumph with an episode written to
celebrate the reunion. "It was a
real emotional scene when she came
back," Hasselhoff recalls.
"What you saw on the screen was
happening on stage."
McPherson
talks dutifully about the show but
becomes truly animated on another
subject. "Did I tell you about the
wolf I'm supporting?" In most cases
this wauld be the prelude to a familiar,
if interesting, Hollywood tale, but in
her case the wolf lives in Montana where
it chases rabbits and ducks hunters. She
supports the work of a foundation near
Bozeman, where endangered wolves are
given a chance to live and do some
controlled roaming. There are stunning
photos of the wolves in the living room
of the little house she shares with
writer James Garrett.
McPherson
not only contributes her time and money
to wildlife causes, but also her lungs.
"I was jogging on a back road near
my folks' home in Oceanside [California].
There's a little lake where geese land
and this morning some yo-yo was out there
shooting them. Well, I must have ranted
and raved for half an hour at this guy
and I finally realized I'm not getting
through. So I started jogging again and
he caught up with me and said,'I think I
you're right.' I thought, wow, sometimes
you can help."
McPherson,
31, the only daughter of a retired Navy
commander, took a degree in graphic
communication at San Diego State and got
a job as a magazine artist. She was
probably lost to the printed page when,
in jeans and flannel shirt, she posed for
what became a famous cigarette billboard.
TV commercials followed and then came
Knight Rider, her first important role.
The house
she and Garrett occupy is in West Los
Angeles, a decidedly plain neighborhood
where celebrities are rare and the
limousines that occasionally fetch her
are an imposing contrast to the
prevailing pickups. "I bought the
house when I wasn't working," she
explains. They have almost completely
redone it until it is now the grandest
tiny house on a tiny lot in its area.
"Every brick and tile has its own
scream," Garrett says. "When we
work we scream at each other." At
one point in their remodeling, the bath
and shower were out of action. "so
we took showers in the back yard with the
garden hose."
Replying
to a question about children, she
hesitates. "Eventually, I suppose. I
don't particularly care for babies, but I
love families." She hopes Rider will
have a long life but dreams of a career
in feature films. " Maybe to live in
Ireland and just do a feature now and
then. It wouldn't have to be a big
role." As for TV, "Women still
don't get to do much. It comes down to
being a doctor or a cop. Neither is my
favorite thing to be. I've always loved
Westerns and if they come back, I'm
ready. Maureen O'Hara roles, gutsying it
out...."
She knows
certain problems never seem to change.
O'Hara made films in a make-believe world
dominated by men and horses. McPherson
works in a make-believe world dominated
by men and cars. "And the cars keep
getting smarter."
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